“Oh equine god, I am running the flag up your majestic pole. If not familiar: it’s the same motion Bobby made at you in 7th grade on the bus when you said you wanted to finish your algebra assignment.ĥ. Apply your warmed right hand to his monument, thumb extended in the classic shaft-grabbing motion. How do they keep you contained in this pen?”Ĥ. “Nice horsey, beautiful mane, great fetlocks…” Then, stroke his manhood: “I’ve never seen such a massive horse unit as yours. Horse semen typically has a discharge force of 125,000 CFS (or the stream of a fire hose).ģ. Lay newspaper on the ground (horses typically have a blast radius of somewhere around 4 feet). I prefer Clydesdales, but really any horse with a large, fully-erect cock will do.Ģ. Ideally one with a beautiful chestnut or palomino coat.
